Jesus At Mcdonalds

Bpm:      146
Released: 1985
Album:    Mojo & Skid

Note: The Trick Here Is To Do A Quick Down Stroke (Open Middle Strings Only) Between The
Chord Changes From E To A And From A Back To The E Chord.

In The Bridge 1 Most Of The Time If You See The E Chord You Play
Only The Lower Two (E And A) Strings.

* After Chord Means Strike Chord Once And Let It Ring.

Capo: No

Verse 1
N.c.
I Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight...,
C  C  G He Said He Wasn't Doing Alright,
G  C  C  G  He Said He Didn't Feel So Fine Fine FGinCe C. . .,
GSaid He's About Bout Bout To Lose His MGinCd,C​
GI Saw Mama Humping Santa ClaGusC, C​
GShe Said It Was Because Of MenopGauCseC,
GThat's Why She Had To Have RudolfG TCooC,
GYou Know Your Mama Mama Loves It Too  YeahG Let'Cs CGo.
CHuhG, G  C Yeah Just Like SupermanG SGaiCd, I'm From CarGolCinCa.G​

Interlude
G C C G

Verse 2
GI'm In Love With A Lady WresGtlCerC,
GYou Know Them Sneaky Women Do It BeGttCerC,
GShe Got Me, She Put Me In A Figure FourG FaCceClock,
GI Said Baby Baby Just Don't SGtoCp,C​
GI Touched Myself Late Last NiGghCt,C​
GLyin' In Bed Next To My Wife,G  C  C​
GShe Got Up She Got Up She StartedG TCo CRun,
GSaid She Could, Could Not WatchG MCe CCome,
GI'm Comin' I'm ComGinC' CBabGy, I'm ComiGn'C HComGe.

Interlude
YeGahC  C  G​
  G C C

Chorus
GI Saw Allah At AnG ACrbCy's,
GI Saw Moses At McdonGalCd'Cs,
GI Saw The Ramalama From Alabama At The Barbeque Pit OnG UCniCveGrsity,
GI Saw I Saw Buddha AGt CA CBurger King,
GI Saw Joey At A Jack In GThCe CBox,
GI Just Just Just Just Just Just CaGn'Ct CStop, Yeah,
GI Saw Mother Mary At A Roberto's In GOkClaChoGma,
GMan I'm In AG TCwiCligGht Zone Zone Zone ZoneG ZConCe.G​

Bridge 1
GAnd There I Was, I Woke Up, I Was Kind OfG Standing,
I Was GKind Of Someplace Out Where The,
GOut Where The Interstates, Turn ToG Dirt, Out Past The Fire Roads,
Out GPast Route One-FourG-Oh,G​
GDown, Down Where The Train Trestles Go Over The GGraCveCyaGrds,
GBack Behind The Dynamo Right Beside RouteG One-FouGr-CO.C  G​
GYeah I'm Still Out By Otay LakesG RoaGd,C  C  G​
GUnderneath The Water Tower,
GI GoGt CA CThGousand Watt Watt WattsG Of Power,
GYeah GI'Cm CFeeliGng Fine, And Jesus Walks Up To Me He SaGys "Mojo, Mojo,
I'm Gonna GTake You Some Place You Need ToG Be."
GAnGd CI CSaGid, I Said "TakeG Me Jesus!",
And GJesus Took Me,G There We Were, I LookedG Around,
I GLooked Around And All I Saw WasG Couches,
GEverywhere I Looked I Saw Couches, Not ThGe Kind You Want To Sit On,
But The Kind You CWant To,
The GKind You Want ToG Sleep On!
You GKnow, You Know It Was Like TheseG Bonfires And Big Cauldrons OGn Top Of Them,
With GGeneric YellowG Label,
Top GRum And JustG Bowling AwayC, Bowl Bowl BowlinGg Away Way Way,
It Was GGoing Everywhere,

Bridge 2
   G

Bridge 2
And The GTrees Had These Kind Of Beer TabsG On Them,
And GOut Of It Was Coming ThisG Strange Mixture,
Of GFood, Barns, Gin, AndG Mountain Dew,
GAndC IC Said, G"I Love Love Love Love Love LGove You!" ,
GOh YeahC I WaCs Feeling GSo Fine, So Fine,
I GWas About To Go Out Of MyG Mind,
I GSaw The Entire Robert Johnson, John LeeG Hooker,
And GMuddy Waters Record Collection Stretched BGefore Me,
And A GBrand NewC StereoC, I GotG A Thousand Watts Of Power,
I Got A GNew Car, It's Got AG Second Gear And IC, IC'm FeelGing Fine,
GI CAin't Go To Work NoC Day JoGb No More,
Cause GThat's Not My Life, That's Not MyG Wife,
GOh Cut ItC Out With ThCe KnifGe!
So I Ask GJesus, I Say, "Man, Like,G Where Am IC?"C  G​
And GJesus Kind Of Scratched His Chin, AndG Uh,
He GHadn't Shaved In A While, And He Said, "Uh,G Mojo, Mojo...",
I Said "GAm I At The Big Rock CandyG Mountain?"
GHeC Said,C "UGh, No."
GI Said "Am I InG Paradise?"
CHeC SaidG "No."
GI Said Is This Like The Upstairs,G You KnoCw HCeaven?"
He Said, "GNo."
GJesus Looked Up In The Sky,
And There Was A GBig White Thing Up In TheG Sky,
And There Were These Kind Of GLines Going GAcross,
And The GHair On The Back Of My Neck StoodG Up,
And GJesus Said "I FeelG Fine" Cause, Cause....

Verse 3
Cause CI'mG DownC, By The PowGer Lines,
C That's Why I Feel SoG Fine,
C That's Why I'm Blowing MyG Mind Yeah YeaCh Yeah,
I Said I'm GDown Down DownC Down Down By The PoweGr Lines Line Line Line Lines,
Feel So CFeel So Feel SoG Down By The Power Lines,
I CFeel, Feel SoG Fine, Ain't That RighCt Skid, Oh Yeah,
I Said I'm GDown,C    By The PoweGr Lines,
C I'm Doing AGlright, Okay, Hey Hey Hey,
C(GibGberCish),
GI Said Hey My I'm Down DownC Down By The PoweGr LiCnes,
By The Power GLines I'm Down ByG ThemC,  G​
Let's Go CSkid Oh Yeah,
GOh Oh OhC, G  C  C  G​
GHere We GoG BCoyC  G​

Outro
GI Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight!G  G7​
G7Great Googly Boogly!G​