A Therapy Session In North Carolina

Intro
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Verse 1
CFrench Braids D7And A Ginger Ale
A FTherapy Session In North Carolina
A GFlight Attendant That Could Not Have Been Finer

CA Compliment Please,D7 Or A Cigarette
But FOnly One Showed At That Dinner For Two
And GIt Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been You

Pre Chorus
FOh How GNice
You Actually CHave Your GLife ToAmgether
FBut Don't You GEver

Chorus
Wanna Go CCraD7zy
And Live With Your FMum In An Apartment At G33
CDate All Of The People That You D7Find On The Street
And FLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The GLook Of Your Cv
But CYes I'm A Fully FunctioD7ning Mother Of Two
And FI Better Go 'Cause I GGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
CAs They Say "Dinner D7Don't Make Itself"
So FDeliveroo Is What I Use
And GMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Instrumental
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Verse 2
CLong Conversations D7And Short Goodbyes
I'd FLove You If I Could Remember Your Name
But GI'm Forgetful And A Little To Vain
CA Record PlayerD7 From A Vintage Store
It FProbably Would Have Been Cheaper On Ebay
GBut Then Again At Least It Went To Elaine

Pre Chorus
FWho's Probably GNice
And Actually CHas Her GLife ToAmgether
FBut Don't You GEver

Chorus
Wanna Go CCraD7zy
And Live With Your FMum In An Apartment At G33
CDate All Of The People That You D7Find On The Street
And FLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The GLook Of Your Cv
But CYes I'm A Fully FunctioD7ning Mother Of Two
And FI Better Go 'Cause I GGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
CAs They Say "Dinner D7Don't Make Itself"
So FDeliveroo Is What I Use
And GMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Bridge
CThe Degree That I Didn't Get
The D7Family Dog That Should Go To The Vet
The FGuy That I Dated That Came Out As Gay
The GMoney That I Probably Should Have Saved
CThe Wine Glasses That Haven't Been D7Washed
And Time Passes And I Don't Give A FToss
My Mother Works More Hours Than GMe
She's Clinically Vlunerable And 6C3

The Propaganda I Fall For
D7Dodgey Guys And I Only Want More
FThe Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The GOcean
I Walk Into Room And I Cause A CoCmmotion

The Dates, The Drinks, The Dole
D7The Car That I Bought That I Never Sold
The FGuy On The Street That Told Me To Smile
GI Haven't Had A Job In A While

Chorus
I'm CCrazyD7​
And Live With My FMum In An Apartment At G33
CDate All Of The People That I D7Find On The Street
And FLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The GLook Of My Cv
But CYes I'm A Fully FunctioD7ning Mother Of Two
And FI Better Go 'Cause I GGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
CHey Little Lady Get YourD7self On The Right Road
So On FBenefits, Is How I Live
And GMy Mum, Poor Love, Don't Know

Outro
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