A Therapy Session In North Carolina

Intro
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Verse 1
AFrench Braids B7And A Ginger Ale
A DTherapy Session In North Carolina
A EFlight Attendant That Could Not Have Been Finer

AA Compliment Please,B7 Or A Cigarette
But DOnly One Showed At That Dinner For Two
And EIt Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been You

Pre Chorus
DOh How ENice
You Actually AHave Your ELife ToF#mgether
DBut Don't You EEver

Chorus
Wanna Go ACraB7zy
And Live With Your DMum In An Apartment At E33
ADate All Of The People That You B7Find On The Street
And DLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The ELook Of Your Cv
But AYes I'm A Fully FunctioB7ning Mother Of Two
And DI Better Go 'Cause I EGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
AAs They Say "Dinner B7Don't Make Itself"
So DDeliveroo Is What I Use
And EMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Instrumental
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Verse 2
ALong Conversations B7And Short Goodbyes
I'd DLove You If I Could Remember Your Name
But EI'm Forgetful And A Little To Vain
AA Record PlayerB7 From A Vintage Store
It DProbably Would Have Been Cheaper On Ebay
EBut Then Again At Least It Went To Elaine

Pre Chorus
DWho's Probably ENice
And Actually AHas Her ELife ToF#mgether
DBut Don't You EEver

Chorus
Wanna Go ACraB7zy
And Live With Your DMum In An Apartment At E33
ADate All Of The People That You B7Find On The Street
And DLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The ELook Of Your Cv
But AYes I'm A Fully FunctioB7ning Mother Of Two
And DI Better Go 'Cause I EGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
AAs They Say "Dinner B7Don't Make Itself"
So DDeliveroo Is What I Use
And EMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Bridge
AThe Degree That I Didn't Get
The B7Family Dog That Should Go To The Vet
The DGuy That I Dated That Came Out As Gay
The EMoney That I Probably Should Have Saved
AThe Wine Glasses That Haven't Been B7Washed
And Time Passes And I Don't Give A DToss
My Mother Works More Hours Than EMe
She's Clinically Vlunerable And 6A3

The Propaganda I Fall For
B7Dodgey Guys And I Only Want More
DThe Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The EOcean
I Walk Into Room And I Cause A CoAmmotion

The Dates, The Drinks, The Dole
B7The Car That I Bought That I Never Sold
The DGuy On The Street That Told Me To Smile
EI Haven't Had A Job In A While

Chorus
I'm ACrazyB7​
And Live With My DMum In An Apartment At E33
ADate All Of The People That I B7Find On The Street
And DLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The ELook Of My Cv
But AYes I'm A Fully FunctioB7ning Mother Of Two
And DI Better Go 'Cause I EGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
AHey Little Lady Get YourB7self On The Right Road
So On DBenefits, Is How I Live
And EMy Mum, Poor Love, Don't Know

Outro
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