I'm In The Band

Verse 1
GmFell Outta Bed Into A Suit And A Tie
CNever Woulda Guessed I'd Be Spending Every Saturday Night
FSerenading A Room Full Of Wine
DmIf Love's In The Air, Say A Prayer For The Groom And The Bride
GmGoat Suedes And Choke Chains, It Don't Matter
CI Got Jams From Coltrane To Cobain
FYeah, I'd Rather Sing The Tunes That I Write
DmBut Music Don't Pay For Canned Tuna And Rice

Chorus
GmI Just Might
GmDrink Until I Can't Stand
CSlur The Words During The First Dance
FStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
DmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
GmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
CBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
FBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FDmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Verse 2
GmTook A Boot To The Top Of My Lip
CShouldn't Have Assumed That The Groom Was A Polygamist
FKahlua Shooters And Tropical Twists
DmMy Toxicological Moxie Is Hard To Resist
GmHors D'oeuvres All Over My Loafers
CBut Don't Call Me A Chauffeur, No Sir
FYeah, I Ain't No One-Trick Son Of A Bitch
DmI Sing From The Heart But I Think With My Dick

Chorus
GmI Just Might
GmDrink Until I Can't Stand
CSlur The Words During The First Dance
FStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
DmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
GmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
CBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
FBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FDmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Bridge
GmHey, You In The White Shirt
CPut Your Hands Up And Nobody Gets Hurt
FJust Get In My Car, Yeah, We'll Go For A Ride
DmI Know You're A Star, But You're Coming With Me Tonight
GmYou Don't Try To Fight The Feeling
CKeep Your Head High Despite The Ceiling
FThe Party's Over, I Don't Understand
DmI Thought I Told You I'm In The Band

Chorus
GmI Just Might
GmDrink Until I Can't Stand
CSlur The Words During The First Dance
FStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
DmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
GmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
CBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
FBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FDmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
Gm'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Outro
CI'm In The Band
FI'm In The Band
DmI'm In The Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band
GmI'm In The Band
CI'm In The Band
FI'm In The Band, BaDmnd, Band, Band, Band