I'm In The Band

Verse 1
DmFell Outta Bed Into A Suit And A Tie
GNever Woulda Guessed I'd Be Spending Every Saturday Night
CSerenading A Room Full Of Wine
AmIf Love's In The Air, Say A Prayer For The Groom And The Bride
DmGoat Suedes And Choke Chains, It Don't Matter
GI Got Jams From Coltrane To Cobain
CYeah, I'd Rather Sing The Tunes That I Write
AmBut Music Don't Pay For Canned Tuna And Rice

Chorus
DmI Just Might
DmDrink Until I Can't Stand
GSlur The Words During The First Dance
CStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
AmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
DmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
GBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
CBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FAmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Verse 2
DmTook A Boot To The Top Of My Lip
GShouldn't Have Assumed That The Groom Was A Polygamist
CKahlua Shooters And Tropical Twists
AmMy Toxicological Moxie Is Hard To Resist
DmHors D'oeuvres All Over My Loafers
GBut Don't Call Me A Chauffeur, No Sir
CYeah, I Ain't No One-Trick Son Of A Bitch
AmI Sing From The Heart But I Think With My Dick

Chorus
DmI Just Might
DmDrink Until I Can't Stand
GSlur The Words During The First Dance
CStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
AmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
DmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
GBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
CBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FAmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Bridge
DmHey, You In The White Shirt
GPut Your Hands Up And Nobody Gets Hurt
CJust Get In My Car, Yeah, We'll Go For A Ride
AmI Know You're A Star, But You're Coming With Me Tonight
DmYou Don't Try To Fight The Feeling
GKeep Your Head High Despite The Ceiling
CThe Party's Over, I Don't Understand
AmI Thought I Told You I'm In The Band

Chorus
DmI Just Might
DmDrink Until I Can't Stand
GSlur The Words During The First Dance
CStart A Fist Fight With The Best Man
AmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
DmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
GBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
CBaby, I'm Just A Good Guy FAmor Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
Dm'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Outro
GI'm In The Band
CI'm In The Band
AmI'm In The Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band
DmI'm In The Band
GI'm In The Band
CI'm In The Band, BaAmnd, Band, Band, Band