* Strum Once
Verse 1
Hungover On My Birthday For The 10Th Time In A Row
Mythologizing Who I Was 11 Years Ago
My Elders Say I'm Young Still, And The Youngsters Say I'm Old
But I Don't
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(That'll Be Next Year)
Verse 2
Hungover On My Birthday And My Brain Is In A Cloud
My Head Is A World Of Hurt, My Back Is On The Ground
My Friends Are In A Coma
Tell 'Em Thanks For Coming Out
Because I Won't
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(It Hurts To Look At My Phone)
Verse 3
Hungover On My Birthday Now, The Calls Are Rolling In
The Cousins And Uncles Would Like To Talk To Him
It Seems They Haven't Heard I Died Last Night And Rose Again
At Least I Hope
Chorus
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But Either Way, We Just Tell 'Em:
Thanks For Thinking Of Me
It Means The Globe!
Aye
Verse 4
I Woke Up With My Shoes On, They Were Birthday Caked In Dirt
I Know I'm Getting Older Cause This Didn't Used To Hurt
I Don't Know How I Made It Home, Just Know I Made It Work
G* N.c.
I Pray That Someone Else Financed All These Stains Upon My Shirt
Verse 5
It Looks Like That One's A Heineken, And
That One's A Condiment, And
That One's A Lipstick Stain
Somebody Was Kissed In Vain Last Night!
That One's A Woman's Tears, And
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That's One Of Twenty Beers
G* N.c.
And when my friends confront me with :
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Are You Alive Dude? You Disappeared
Chorus
N.c.
I tell them :
Thanks For Thinking Of Me
It Means The Globe!
Heyy
Instrumnetal Break
Verse 6
My Legs Are Sore From Dancing Now
My Feet Are Sore From Walk
My Throat Is Sore From Yelling And Some Singing And Some Talk
My Heart Is Sore From Loving Everyone I Came Across
I Pray I Gave A Farewell Kiss...
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(To My Keys! Cause Those Specimens Are Lost!)
Verse 7
And I'm Hungover On My Birthday For The 10Th Time In A Row
I'm Wearing Sunglasses All Day, So Nobody Will-
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No More Drinking For Three-Hundred-And-Sixty-Four Days In A Row
At The Most!
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Because Best Believe Next Birthday, I Will Raise A Toast
Out-Chorus
N.c.
To tell you :
Thanks For Thinking Of Me
It Means The Globe!
Hey!