Intro
Verse 1
I Hear Salem's Got Some Problems
Where To Begin?
Well Guess What I Am Here To Solve Them
Where Have You Been?
I'm Hopkins, Your Legit Witch Finder
There Could Be One Right There Behind Her (Ooh!)
Pre-Chorus
We'll Give The Witches A Prick
If There's No Mark, Its A Trick!
Finding Witches Is Easy And Quick
Chorus
I've Got It Right With Me!
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why I'm Called
Witch Hunter General!
I'vе Got It Right
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know!
Verse 2
I've Done My Research
A Gentleman Scholar
I've Been Approved By The Church
Queen Mary Told Him To Call Her
A Careful Reading Of The Good Book
The Bible, Yes
Shows You The Ways That Witches Could Look
Oh, Your Book, Splendid Yes
Pre-Chorus
Look For A Mark. Hey! That's It!
Could Be A Wart Or A Zit
Either Way We Cannot Acquit
Chorus
I've Got It Right With Me!
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why I'm Called
Witch Hunter General!
I'vе Got It Right
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know!
Verse 3
What Might My Point Towards The Witches?
Poor As Church Mice? (Ooh!)
Up At Midnight? (Ooh!)
Extra Hair? (Ooh!)
No Hair? (Ooh!)
Whispered Meetings? (Ooh!)
Husband Cheating? (Ooh!)
Lack Of Breeding? (Ooh!)
Over Eating? (Ah!)
Get Creative Because You Never Know...
Pre-Chorus
It's Probably Who You Dislike, It's Time For Salem To Strike
Bring Out The Gallows, It's Time To Shine!
Chorus
I've Got It Right With Me!
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why I'm Called
Witch Hunter General!
I'vе Got It Right
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know!
Bridge
We Must Test The Accused!
A Witch Will Not Drown
Gentlemen! Bring In The Tub!
Are They Bouyant? (Tub!)
Or An Annoyant? (Tub!)
Got A Blemish? (Tub!)
Too Coquettish? (Tub!)
Or Worse, A Skeptic? (Tub!)
We Can't Accept It!
We Can't Accept It!
We Can't Accept It! Tub!
Pre-Chorus
It's Proudly Who We Dislike, It's Time For Salem To Strike
Bring Out The Gallows, It's Time To Shine!
Chorus
He's Got It Right! You'll See (I've Got It Right, You'll See)
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why He's Called (That's What I'm Called)
Witch Hunter General!
We've Got It Right (I've Got It Right)
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know! (Oh Yeah!)
They Could Be Anyone You Know
They Could Be Anyone You Know
Outro
N.c.
Well, That Was Fun!
