"Redneck Mess"
Ian Noe
Verse 1
I'm Runnin' One Headlight On This Tennessee Night
Comin' Down Around The Bingo Hall
Got A Cooler In The Bed, A Couple Deer Sheds, And A Chainsaw
Man, I Wear Out My Wheels Hopping These Hills
But Someday When I'm Sitting Good
I'm Gonna Buy This Whole Mountain And Move It Out To Hollywood
Chorus
Stomp Around It Like A Redneck Mess
All The Way To The Grave, Hell Yes
Rough And Ragged Like My Old Red Truck
Just Getting By On Some Redneck Luck
I Do My Dancing In A Redneck Suit
Cut-Off Flannel And My Old Brown Boots
It Ain't No More, It Ain't No Less, I Guess
I'm Just A Redneck Mess
Verse 2
Well, I Was Swimmin' Last Week In A Pool Of Knob Creek
Floatin' Over At The Pitch And Pour
When I Spotted Big Jane, My Friday Night Flame On The Dance Floor
She Had That Little Dress On And It Didn't Take Long
'Fore She Threw It Out And Reeled Me In
Yeah, I Woke Up On Her Back Porch, Tied Up To The Gate Again
Chorus
Twistin', Turnin' Like A Redneck Mess
All The Way To The Grave, Hell Yes
Rough And Ragged Like My Old Red Truck
I Make It Home On Some Redneck Luck
I Do My Dancing In A Redneck Suit
Cut-Off Flannel And My Old Brown Boots
It Ain't No More, It Ain't No Less, I Guess
I'm Just A Redneck Mess
Instrumental break
Verse 3
Now Welcome Back Home To My Tennessee Throne
It's A Diamond In The Briars And Brush
That Mower Won't Start, But She Runs In My Heart Like My First Crush
Yeah, I Remember Her Well, That Eileen Bell
She Was Sweeter Than The Mountain Dew
I Think I'll Pour Her One Out Here And Light A Little Tire For Two
Chorus
Keep It Burnin' It Like A Redneck Mess
All The Way To The Grave, Hell Yes
Rough And Ragged Like My Old Red Truck
All I Need Is Some Redneck Luck
I Do My Dancing In A Redneck Suit
Cut-Off Flannel And My Old Brown Boots
It Ain't No More, It Ain't No Less, I Guess
I'm Just A Redneck Mess
It Ain't No More, It Ain't No Less, I Guess
I'm Just A Redneck Mess