Intro
Verse
When I Was A Lad Of Three-Foot-Three, Certain Questions Occurred To Me
So I Asked Me Father Quite Seriously,
To Tell Me The Story 'Bout The Bird And Bee
He Stammered And He Stuttered Pathetically, And This Is What He Said To Me
He Said, "The Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba,
And The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass
The Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm,
And The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch
Hook
It Was Clear As Mud But It Covered The Ground
The Confusion Made The Brain Go 'Round
I Went And Ask A Good Friend Of Mine,
Known To The World As Albert Einstein
He Said "Son The Beginning Of Time And Creativity
There Existed The Force Of Relativity
Pi R Square And A Minus Means A Routine Only When,
The Solar System In One Light Year
Make The Hayden Planetarium Disappear, So If Mt Everest Doesn't Move
I Am Positive That It Will Prove
That The Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba,
And The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass
The Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm,
And The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch
Bridge
Well I Traveled Far And I Traveled Wide,
And I Don't Even Have Me Self A Bride
All The Great Men Upon This Earth, Have Confused Me Since My Birth
I've Been Over Land And Been Over Sea,
Trying To Find Answer 'Bout The Bird And Bee
But Now That I Am Ninety Three, I Don't Give A Darn You See
Verse 2
If The Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba,
And The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass
The Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm,
And The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch
