Intro
Verse
I Know There's Never Been A Man In The Awful Shape I'm In
I Can't Even Spell My Name, My Heads In Such A Spin
Verse 2
To-Day I Tried To Eat A Steak With A Big Old Table-Spoon
You Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Walkin' On My Hands,
And Howlin' At The Moon
Verse 3
Well, I Took One Look At You And It Almost Drove Me Mad
And Then I Even Went And Lost What Little Sense I Had
Now I Can't Tell The Day From Night, I'm Crazy As A Loon
You Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Pullin' Out My Hair And
Howlin' At The Moon
Instruments
Verse 4
Some Friends Of Mine Asked Me To Go Out On A Huntin' Spree
'Cause There Ain't A Hound Dog In This State That Can Hold A Light To Me
Verse 5
I Eat Three Bones For Dinner Today, Then Tried To Tree A 'Coon
You Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Scratchin' Fleas And Howlin' At The Moon
I Rode My Horse To Town To Day And A Gas Pump We Did Pass
I Pulled 'Im Up And I Hollered Whoa!, Said Fill 'Im Up With Gas
Verse 6
The Man Picked Up A Monkey Wrench And Wham!, He Changed My Tune
You Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Spittin' Out Teeth And Howlin' At The Moon
Verse 7
I Never Thought In This Old World A Fool Could Fall So Hard
But Honey Baby, When I Fell The Whole World Must Have Jarred
I Think I'd Quit My Doggish Ways If You'd Take Me For Your Groom
You Got Me Chasin Rabbits, Pickin' Out Rings And Howlin' At The Moon
