Single Released September 29, 2026
Intro
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Verse 1
"Twenty-Five?"
The Chair-Bound Oracle Dr. Valence
Can't Believe
That This Girl Is The Perfect Weapon
He Was Sent Here To Retrieve
Answers Are Few Now
Upstate There Are More Like Her But Colossus Isn't Sure
This Texas Candy Heiress
Between Medications On A Padded Room Floor, Is Our Last Hope
Pre-Chorus
But It's Okay
I Am The Dark Star That Your Illness Cannot Cure
The Liberation Front Is Only Eight Days On Foot Away
In The X-Panded Universe
In The Crossover Event
God Is Only As Good As The Villains He Invents
Chorus
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
On A Bad, Bad Day
Instrumental
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Verse 2
"Let Me Guess
An Inter-Dimensional Virus Makes You Wet The Bed"
These Smirking Orderlies Have No Idea
Just Who They're Dealing With
For Class 5 Angels
It Turns Out Everything They Tell You About Human Love Is True
And These Amazing Gifts Once Faded
Land In Any Old Nut House After You've Only Served Them For Decades
Pre-Chorus
But It's Okay
I Have Lemon Cake With Mother Every Visitation Day
And I Will Miss Her, I Will Miss Her When I Finally X-Scape
In The X-Panded Universe
If I Understand The Gist
There Must Be Timelines Like This Where Heroes Don't X-Ist
Chorus
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
(On A Bad, Bad Day) Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
(On A Bad, Bad Day) Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
Everyone Gets Saved
(On A Bad, Bad Day) Everyone Gets Saved
Outro
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