Intro
Chorus
It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,
It's A Fat Zero!
Here We Are,
It's A Fat Zero!
And If We Check My Point Total Here,
It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,
It's A Fat Zero!
Verse 1
My Points Tell The Story Of Who I Am, Where I've Come From
And What I've Done
You Can Have My Points When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands
I Would No Soner Surrender My Points
Than I Would Surrender My Life
You Shall Not Have My Points
Chorus
It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,
It's A Fat Zero!
Here We Are,
It's A Fat Zero!
And If We Check My Point Total Here,
It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,
It's A Fat Zero!
Interlude
I Know What's Going On Here
(Oh My Points! Fuck!)
I Know What's Going On Here
(Oh Shit Oh Fuckass)
I Know What's Going On Here
(Nooo I'm Supposed To Be The Smarty!)
Ok I Do
(I Fucking Buffed It Dude, I Shitted It, Noo!)
N.c.
Bing Bong
Final chorus
It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,
It's A Fat Zero!
Here We Are,
It's A Fat Zero!
And If We Check My Point Total Here,
It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,
Big Ol' Goose Egg Gang,
It's A Fat Zero!
Outro
N.c.
The Musical Version Of Edging Is Happening.