IntroChorusIf I Was A Vampire, I'd Cut My Life ShortImmortality's Not What I'm Wired ForBaby, Don't You Hear Me Calling?If I Could Turn Into A BatI'd Still Be Fallin', Fallin'Callin', Callin' Out For You'Cause I Wouldn't Know What To DoPost-ChorusIf I Was A Vampire (Ohh Ohhh)If I Was A Vampire (Ohh, Ohhh)I'd Still Be Callin', Callin'Fallin', Fallin' Over YouCause I Wouldn't Know What To DoVerseIf I Was A Vampire, I'd Be Malnourished As FuckCouldn't Bear The Thought Of Giving Blood A SuckI Wouldn't Like Your Pain Or ScreamingLike Dracula If He Was VeganAnd I Don't Like Missing Out On The SunlightAnd Having No Reflection Just Ain't RightSomeone Tell Me Please, If These Fangs Make Me Look StupidChorusIf I Was A Vampire, I'd Cut My Life ShortImmortality's Not What I'm Wired ForBaby, Don't You Hear Me Calling?If I Could Turn Into A BatI'd Still Be Fallin', Fallin'Callin', Callin' Out For You'Cause I Wouldn't Know What To DoBridgeI Can't Go On Without You, So Take My HandAnd Don't Feel Sorry, 'Cause Me Dying Young Is Just A Human LifеspanCan't Live Without You, So Take My HandAnd Don't You Worry, 'Cause Me Dying Young Is Just Human LifespanAnxiety Ridden, Hide From The LightReject To Monsters And Humans AlikeNowhere To Go, I Just Stay And HideI Think I Would Shorten My TimeAnxiety Ridden, Hide From The LightReject To Monsters And Humans AlikeSharpen The Stake That I Keep By My SideI Think I Would Shorten My LifeOutroJust Run For Your Life'Cause They're About To Hunt Me DownI Don't Think I'll Be Around Much LongerI Would Never Wish This Life On Someone ElseIt's Time I Say My Farewell, So Long
