(From The 2026 Album The Universal Bubba)ChorusShe Only Loves Horses – She’ll Never Love MeShe’s A Child Of Divorce, Yes, Says That Ain’t What This IsShe’s Already Got Somethin’ Bigger And StrongerMore Selfish, More Nervous Than MeShe Only Loves Horses, That’s Why We’ll Never BeVerse 1She Says She’s Got A New Man With A Grapefruit BrainHe’s Twelve-Hundred Pounds And He Never ComplainsHis Buck And His Bite Says He Loves Her A LotHe Don’t Talk Much But She Can Read His ThoughtsI Know She Ain’t Cheatin’ But Lord It’s Not FairShe’s With A Lightning-Spooked Vegan, Braidin’ His HairSays He’s Wild As The Prairie, He’s Beauty UntamedWhile I’m Home On The Couch Playin‘ Video GamesChorusShe Only Loves Horses – She’ll Never Love MeShe’s A Child Of Divorce, Yes, Says That Ain’t What This IsShe’s Already Got Somethin’ Bigger And StrongerMore Selfish, More Nervous Than MeShe Only Loves Horses, That’s Why We’ll Never BeInstrumental BreakVerse 2He’s A Short-Clipped Stud, He’s A Champ At DressageAll I Can Do Is Order In And Give A Foot MassageHer Dad’s An Accountant, And Her Mother’s A Saint,She’s Got The Stallion Emblazoned On Her Wall In Oil PaintShe Got Fifty Bucks And Third Place At The ShowBut I Bought Her Three Grand Of Rodeo ClothesShe’s Takin’ Him Out, She Won‘t Answer My CallsShe Can’t Take My Shit, But She’s Muckin’ His StallShoulda Known By The Novels, And The Hair To Her RearShoulda Known By The Way That She Nibbled My EarShoulda Known By The Rhinestones And The Straight Of Her SpineI Thought Leather Bridles Just Meant A Good TimeChorusShe Only Loves Horses – She’ll Never Love MeShe’s A Child Of Divorce, Yes, Says That Ain’t What This IsShe’s Already Got Somethin’ Bigger And StrongerMore Selfish, More Nervous Than MeShe Only Loves Horses, That’s Why We’ll Never BeOutroShe’s Already Got Someone Bigger And StrongerMore Selfish, More Nervous Than MeShe Only Loves Horses, That’s Why We’ll Never BeShe Only Loves Horses...
