IntroChorusI'm Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadTiny Chair, Tiny Table, Tiny Coat, Tiny HatIt's Been Hard To Fit In, But It's Bigger Than ThatTo Be Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadVerse 1Everywhere That I Go, I've Been Seen As ToughGood For Reachin' High Things, Good For Carryin' StuffBut The Weight That I Carry Is Always Too MuchAnd The Hole In My Belly Just Never Fills UpVerse 2And I Got A Concussion From A Low Door JambFrom A Low Light Fixture, From A Low Ceiling FanI Want To Wander The World Like The World Is My FriendNot Lookin' For Ways It Can Hurt Me AgainChorusCause I'm Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadTiny Chair, Tiny Table, Tiny Coat, Tiny HatIt's Been Hard To Fit In, But It's Bigger Than ThatTo Be Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadInstrumental BreakVerse 3Last Night Around Midnight, I Thought I Had DiedThe Angel Came Down, Said, "You're Too Fat To FlyBut I'll Lay On Your Shoulder And Give You AdviceHow You Always Do Wrong, How You Rarely Do RightVerse 4Everywhere That I Go, No One Knows My NameIt's Always "Big Guy" And "Haus" And "Look Out" And "God Damn"Then My Ass Breaks A Chair, And I Get Up In ShameAnd All Of My Small Friends Won't Call Me AgainChorusCause I'm Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadTiny Chair, Tiny Table, Tiny Coat, Tiny HatIt's Been Hard To Fit In, But It's Bigger Than ThatTo Be Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadTo Be Sadly Enormous And Enormously SadOutro