Intro(Optional Tabs)Verse 1She's A Pastor's Daughter, Nobody Loves HerShe's Two-Hundred And Fifty Pounds, And Not One Of 'Ems MuscleNobody Got Her Any Braces Like The OthersSo She's Still Gaptoothed Like My MotherVerse 2It Was The Summer Of 2007When I Mistook A Half-Rolled Joint And Her Lips For HeavenI Guess I'm Not That Into It, Nothing To CompareIt Was Easier To Lie To Myself When She Was ThereChorusBut I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideBut I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideAnd She's The Only One Who Even Knows What's On My MindI'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideInterludeVerse 3We'd Go To Church On Sunday And Write Notes In Our HymnalsIn A Red Pen We'd Draw Up All Our Future TattoosThen Spike The Coffee Afterwards With Stolen SpiritsSay Here's My Body, Here's My Blood TooVerse 4And She Never Spoke In Tongues, But Her Tongue Said What I Would NotShe Never Spoke Her Mind So Her Mind Was Lost On MeBut I Kissed Her Brother At Her Nineteenth Birthday PartyI Never Felt So Alive Or So FreeChorusBut I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideBut I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideAnd She's The Only One Who Even Knows What's On My MindI'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideInterludeVerse 5I Could Have The Life Wrenched Out Of Me But I Can't Jimmy Anyone's HeartI Could Go Back To The Girl Who’s Known Me From The StartI Could Crumple Fifty Bucks Inside My Pocket, I Could Say GoodbyeI Could Stroll To Certain Bars Downtown With A Cold Look In My EyeChorusBut I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideBut I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideAnd She's The Only One Who Even Knows What's On My MindI'm Still Seeing Kristin On The SideInterludeOutroShe Says Boy, Say Why Be Lonely When You Could Just Come Home With Me?I Guess That She's More The Adventurous Kind.
