IntroVerse 1Got A Boss And His Name Is ChadHe Likes To Ride Me Real, Real BadI Swear To God Someday I’m Gonna Kick His AssVerse 2Makes Me Come In On SaturdayAlways Threatening To Dock My PayTryin’ Not To Laugh At His Stupid FacePre-ChorusHe’s Always Asking:Why You Always Late?Why You Sniffin’ That GlueWhy Is Everyone Complainin’ About You?You Got Some Questions, Chad?I got some questions too :ChorusWhy Aren’t You Suckin’ My Dick?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Balls?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Shaft?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Pubes?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ It All?You Should Be Down On Your KneesAnd You Should Get There Real QuickYou Got A Question For Me?I got a question for you :Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Dick?Verse 3Work With A Guy And His Name Is ChuckAlways Thinkin’ That I Give A FuckWhen He’s Talkin’ Bout His Kids And His Dumb Ass TruckPre-ChorusHe’s Always Askin’Why Do You Pee All Over The Seat?Why You Steal All My Lunches Last Week?You Want Some Answers, Chuck?How ‘Bout You Answer Me...ChorusWhy Aren’t You Suckin’ My Dick?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Balls?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Shaft?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Pubes?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ It All?You Should Be Down On Your KneesAnd You Should Get There Real QuickYou Got A Question For Me?I got a question for you :Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Dick?Guitar SoloVerse 5Punched Out And I Cracked A BeerSo Stoned I Could Barely SteerSaw Them Bright Blue Lights In My Rearview MirrorCop Askin’:Why You Doin’ Ten In A Fifty-Five Zone?Swervin’ Your Car All Over The Road?Well, If It’s Question TimeI’d Kinda Like To Know...ChorusWhy Aren’t You Suckin’ My Dick?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Balls?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Shaft?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Pubes?Why Aren’t You Suckin’ It All?You Should Be Down On Your KneesAnd You Should Get There Real QuickYou Got A Question For Me?I got a question for you :Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My Dick?Outro