IntroVerse 1I’ve Been Camel Crushing On The Waffle House WaitressKnows The Way I Like My Eggs And My BaconShe’s A Good Hearted Woman That Loves Some WaylonA Little Box Dye Beauty Who Was Made For MeWon’t Shoot Whiskey But She Loves Her GreenGot A Tweety Bird Tat Above Her Low Rise JeansPre-ChorusI Got Half A Mind To Crawl Over This Counter And Give Her A RingCall Me Crazy But I Think We Could Have A Good ThingChorusWe Could Have A T Post Fence And Mutts In The YardThrow Our Cigarette Butts In A PbrSave Our Cash In A Folgers CanSpend It On A New Used MinivanFor My Three Kids By My Two Baby MamasHope She Don’t Mind A Little DramaPost ChorusMight Be The Coffee Talking But I Think We Could Have A Good LifeI Think I’d Like Her To Be My Next Ex WifeVerse 2We’ll Put A Double Wide Out Behind Her Daddy’s BarnIf Her Brother Steers Clear I’ll Get The FarmI’d Be Happy With Just The TruckShe’s Got Red Flags In Her Copenhagen HaloGot A Thing For Fried Green TomatoesAnd She Knows How ToTest Her LuckChorusWe Could Have A T Post Fence And Mutts In The YardThrow Our Cigarette Butts In A PbrSave Our Cash In A Folgers CanSpend It On A New Used MinivanFor My Three Kids By My Two Baby MamasHope She Don’t Mind A Little DramaPost ChorusMight Be The Coffee Talking But I Think We Could Have A Good LifeI Think I’d Like Her To Be My Next Ex WifeInstrumentalBridgeIt May Not Last Forever That's The TruthBut I’ll Hang Around As Long As She Wants Me ToChorus*All Cut Off Except For Acoustic And Vocals Til Fill*We Could Have A T Post Fence And Mutts In The YardThrow Our Cigarette Butts In A PbrSave Our Cash In A Folgers CanSpend It On A New Used MinivanFor My Three Kids By My Two Baby MamasHope She Don’t Mind A Little DramaPost ChorusMight Be The Coffee Talking But I Think We Could Have A Good LifeI Think I’d Like Her To Be My Next Ex WifeOutro
