IntroChorusThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItVerse 1I Ain't No DoctorI Never Read The Apostles' CreedBut That Won't Stop MeFrom Helping A Man In NeedChorusThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItVerse 2And My Own OpinionIs Something I'm Entitled ToAnd Whether Or Not You Want ItI'm Giving It To YouBridgeI Think He Had A SeizureThis Kid Has Had SeizuresI Think He Had A SeizureThis Kid Has Had SeizuresI Think He Had A SeizureThis Kid Has Had SeizuresI Think He Had A SeizureThis Kid Has Had SeizuresChorusThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItThis Guy's Got A Bone DiseaseI Never Seen Nothing Like ItOutro