We Sleep All Day And Rock The NightWe Just Get Up To Start Another FightWe Kiss And Then We BiteWe Are TrainwrecksYou Don't Keep Passing Up A SlubGet Freaky Now Cause I Can't Keep A JobWe Don't Update Our BlogsWe Are TrainwrecksPeople Love To Tell Us What To DoThat's Just Cause They're Jealous Of Me And YouWe're Digging Through The Couch For CashWe're Taking Cabs Cause Both Our Cars Are TrashedBut We're Still Kicking AssWe Are TrainwrecksTrainwrecksWe're Still Kicking AssWe Are TrainwrecksWe Think It's Uncool To Be On TimeMooching Off Our Friends Is Not A Federal CrimeSomeday We'll Cut Our Critics Down To SizeAnd Crash A Diddy Party In DisguiseWe Fall But Then We RiseWe Are TrainwrecksTrainwrecksThat's The Story Of Our LivesWe Are TrainwrecksTrainwrecksThat's The Story Of Our LivesWe Are Trainwrecks