* = Single StrumIntroWhen I Sit At Home Comtemplating All The Things That I've Been HatingAnd Realize One Of Them Is YouI Don't Know Why I'm So Angry, Accept The Fact You Left Me HangingAnd Didn't Do What You Said You Would DoVerse 1'Cause You're That Guy Who's Always Saying, "Let's Get Together, And I'm Paying."But You Never Actually Show'Cause You're That Guy With A Pickup Truck, Who Said He'll Help Me With My StuffBut When The Day Comes You Say, "No."ChorusAnd I Wonder Why I Don't Have Any Friends At AllBecause I Can't Trust Anybody Else And That's All Your Fault'Cause You're That Guy!Verse 2You Said, "Let's Start A Band." So I Loaded Up My VanThen You Went Out Of TownTurns Out My Van Was Broken And All My Stuff Got StolenAll Because You Were Not Around'Cause You're That Guy Who's Gotta Go Shoppping Before The ShowLeave Me To Set Up All The Amps'Cause You're That Guy With A Foot Out The Door Who Thinks I'm Such A BoreAt Least I Still Have My LampsChorusAnd I Wonder Why I Don't Have Any Friends At AllBecause I Can't Trust Anybody Else And That's All Your Fault'Cause You're That Guy!SoloChorusAnd I Wonder How You Have Any Friends At AllNo One Can't Trust A Single Thing Your Say And That's All Your Fault'Cause You're That Guy!OutroWho Stole My CatThat Guy Who Called Me FatThat Guy I Don't Need At All'Cause You're That Guy Who's All AloneThat Guy With No Cell PhoneThat Guy Who's Boud To Take A Fall, Bound To Take A Fall, Bound To Take A Fall'Cause You're That Guy