IntroVerse 1You Call Us Heathens With Zero Respect For The LawBut We Are Only Songwriters Just Writing Our Songs And That's AllWe Write What We Live, And We Live What We Write, Is That Wrong?If You Think It Is, Mr. Music Executive, Why Don't You Write Your Own Songs?ChorusAnd Don't Listen To MineThey Might Run You CrazyThey Might Make You Dwell On Your Feelings A Moment Too LongWe're Making You RichBut You Were Already LazySo Just Lay On Your Ass And Get Richer, Or Write Your Own SongsInterludeVerse 2Mr. Purified Country, Don't You Know What The Whole Thing's About?Is Your Head Up Your Ass So Far That You Can't Pull It Out?The World's Getting Smaller And Everyone In It BelongsIf You Can't See That, Mr. Purified Country, Why Don't You Just Write Your Own Songs?Out-ChorusDon't Listen To MineThey Might Run You CrazyThey Might Make You Dwell On Your Feelings A Moment Too LongWe're Making You RichBut You Were Already LazySo Just Lay On Your Ass And Get Richer, Or Write Your Own SongsSo Just Lay On Your Ass And Get Richer, Or Write Your Own Songs