Verse 1Never Went To Wizard School, Never Read Their BooksMagic’s In My Bloodline, Don’t Need Second LooksWhile They Memorise Their Spells From Dusty Ancient TomesI’m Casting Shit At Random, Burning Down Their HomesPre-ChorusFeel It Building Up Inside My SoulN.c.Time To Let The Wild Magic RollChorusRiding The Tides Of Chaos TonightOne Spell Away From Pure DelightOr Blowing Up Everything In SightWild Magic Baby, Hold On Tight!Verse 2N.c.Tried To Cast A Simple Light To Brighten Up The CaveNow I’m Purple For An Hour And The Goblin’s Been EnslavedParty’s Learned To Duck And Cover When I Start To Glow‘Cause Fifty-Fifty Chance We’re Putting On A ShowPre-ChorusFeel It Building Up Inside My SoulN.c.Time To Let The Wild Magic RollChorusRiding The Tides Of Chaos TonightOne Spell Away From Pure DelightOr Blowing Up Everything In SightWild Magic Baby, Hold On Tight!Verse 3Sorcery Points Like Cocaine, Metamagic’s My HighExtended Spell Duration Till The Day I Fucking DieEmpowered My Eldritch Blast, Rolled Maximum DamageThen Wild Magic Kicked In, Now I Speak Only SandwichVerse 4N.c.Born With Chaos In My Veins, Ancient Power’s CurseEvery Cantrip That I Cast Could Make Things So Much WorseWanted To Heal The Fighter, Turned Him Bright Neon BlueNow He Glows Like A Disco Ball, What The Fuck Did I Do?Verse 5Wizards Think They’re So Smart With Their Spell PreparationI’ve Got Raw Fucking Power And Zero HesitationSure, I Might Age Backwards Till I’m Twelve Years OldBut Think Of All The Child Discounts, Worth Their Weight In Gold!BridgeMagic Missile Turns To Butterflies, That’s Just Tuesday For MeAccidentally Cast Polymorph, Now The Rogue’s A ManateeNever Know What Chaos I’m About To MakeReality’s My Bitch For Wild Magic’s Sake!Final ChorusRiding The Tides Of Chaos TonightOne Spell Away From Pure DelightOr Blowing Up Everything In SightWild Magic Baby, Hold On Tight!OutroWild Magic Baby, That’s My LifeCutting Through Reality Like A KnifeChaos Incarnate, Born To Be FreeThis Crazy Magic’s All Of Me!
