IntroI Only Like You‘Cause Your Mum’s A SpunkWe’re Only Friends Because Of HerYou Can Keep All Your LegoAnd Racing Car SetsIt’s Your Mum That I Really PreferVerse 1When We All Play In The PlaygroundAnd The Other Kids Give You A ServeI Stick Up For YouThough Deep Down I ThinkIt’s Something You Really DeserveChorusI Only Like You‘Cause Your Mum’s A SpunkWe’re Only Friends Because Of HerYou Can Keep All Your Masters Of The UniverseIt’s Your Mum That I Really PreferVerse 2When We All Have To Choose PartnersI Always Come Over To YouYou Smell Like A ToiletYou Look Like A FoolBut A Man Does What He Has To DoChorusI Only Like You‘Cause Your Mum’s A SpunkWe’re Only Friends Because Of HerYou Can Keep Your View-MasterAnd Star Wars FiguresIt’s Your Mum That I Really PreferBridgeD’you Think I, Could Take OnYour Dad In A Fistfight?And Does She Have AnyUnmarried SistersChorusI Only Like You‘Cause Your Mum’s A SpunkWe’re Only Friends Because Of HerYou And Your Things Aren’t The Reason I ComeI Don’t Like Your Stuff And I Think That You’re DumbOutroI Only Hang Out With You‘Cause Of Your Mum************************************| ~ Vibrato************************************
