IntroVerse 1It Seems Like Only YesterdayWhen My Father Sat Me Down, And Said:"Have A Good Gig At The Prince Pat Tomorrow Night."It Was Actually This MorningAnd He Got The Dates Confused(My Dad... ...He's A Fuckwit.)Pick Through G X10 Before CI Remember Another TimeWhen my father sat me down and said :"The People In The Row Behind Can't See."I Said, "Dad, We're On A Bus,And There's Nothing Much To See."And He Said,"The Landscape, Son. The Landscape."Verse 2When I Reached A Certain AgeAs All The Young Boys DoMy Body Started ChangingI Grew Another HeadI Had An OperationAnd I Had That Head RemovedWhich Was Fortunate 'Cause At The Time There Was AShortage Of Head DonorsVerse 3My Dad Took Really Good Care Of MeSat By My Side Every DayWhen I Started To RecoverDad Told Me I Was Old EnoughTo Hear Some Of The Things He Had To SayN.c.Hey Hey HeyHe Wasn't Fat Albert - My Dad. Got That Clear?BridgeN.c.My Dad Said"Son, You've Turned Out NiceYou're Old Enough To Hear My AdviceYou're A Man NowAnd So I Want To Tell You What I KnowChorus"Son, Keep Your ReceiptsKeep Your ReceiptsIf Money Is A Cash Cow, Then Planning Is The Meat,So Son, Keep Your ReceiptsKeep Your ReceiptsBreakChorus"Son, Keep Your ReceiptsKeep Your ReceiptsIf Life's A Bog In Ireland, Then Wisdom Is The PeatSo Son, Keep Your Receipts..."Outro...Keep Your Receipts."************************************|X Dead Note|H Hammer-On|/ Slide Up|\ Slide Down|~ Vibrato************************************
