IntroVerse 1Well I Gave Her My HeartShe Just Had To Go And Break ItLeft Me Lonely As HellWith Plenty MotivationTo Somehow SomewayGet My Needle Back In The GrooveVerse 2Yeah I Put Me On A Little Relationship WeightBut Now I'm Back In The GymGonna Get Back In ShapeAnything And Everything It Takes Is What I'm Willing To DoChorusThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfI'm All Pent Up Inside This HellI'm Gonna Need A Little HelpGetting Outta This Dry SpellThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfInterludeVerse 3Oughta Get Me Some Abs And Some Manscaping ToolsMow My Pubes, Gain Me An Inch Or TwoOtherwise These Balls Of Mine'll Never Be Nothing But BlueThat's The Cold Hard TruthChorusThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfI'm All Pent Up Inside This HellI'm Gonna Need A Little HelpGetting Outta This Dry SpellThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfBridgeI Wish It Wasn't MeDown On My KneesAt The End Of My RopeCan't Get No ReliefAll On My OwnOut-ChorusThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfI'm All Pent Up Inside This HellI'm Gonna Need A Little HelpGetting Outta This Dry SpellThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfIf You Know Someone That Could HelpI Ain't Feeling Picky, HellThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck ItselfThis Dick Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
