IntroVerse 1There's A Bombshell Blonde Down At The DiveWorks Real Late Every Tuesday NightWell, If You Got The Money, Boy, She's Got The TimeVerse 2There's A Redheaded Girl All The Way Across TownLives With Her Daddy In Her Grandma's HouseYou Can Only Pick Her Up When He's Passed OutPre-ChorusWe Live A Few And Far BetweenThis Small County Ain't Got No QueenChorusCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromYou Got Better Luck When A Scratch Off Ticket Trying To Find SomeoneWell, You Can't Be Picky Or Take Too LongSoon As A Good One Comes, They're GoneCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromVerse 3There's A Pretty Brunette At The Hair SalonBetter Not Try To Do Her WrongCause The Whole Town Know The Truth Before Too LongVerse 4That Blackhead Girl Moved To LaBig City Blues Brought Her Back This WayWon't Say What She Had To Do For That EscaladePre-ChorusWell, They're Few And Far BetweenThis Small County Ain't Got No QueenChorusCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromYou Got Better Luck When A Scratch Off Ticket Trying To Find SomeoneWell, You Can't Be Picky Or Take Too LongSoon As A Good One Comes, They're GoneCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromInterludeBridgeWell, If You Want To Find One All YourselfYou're Going To Have To Ask Everybody ElseThese Days, The Only Girls I See Are On Late-Night Shows And In MagazinesChorusCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromYou Got Better Luck When A Scratch Off Ticket Trying To Find SomeoneWell, You Can't Be Picky Or Take Too LongSoon As A Good One Comes, They're GoneCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromOh Yeah, It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromOutroWell, They Look Real Pretty And Come Across SweetThis Town Ain't Got Much Left To SeeCause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm FromOh, Yeah, Damn ItSlim Pickins Where I'm From