Verse 1She's So StrangeAnd She Wore A Black MoustacheAnd She Pilfered All The Petty CashShe Went To BirminghamShe'll Soon Be In The CanVerse 2She's So CruelAnd She Knew Just What To DoAnd While The Cats Were All Sniffing GlueThey Played Their Silly GamesAnd Now They'll Take The BlameVerse 3She's So PoorAnd Only Now She's Looking BackShe Sees Her Story On A PaperbackWhat Will Become Of HerThere's Not Much Left For HerOutroShe's So...OoohhhOoohhh...Ooohhh...Hey, La, La...Hey, La, La, La...Heeeeyyyy, La, La, La...Ooohhh...Heeeeyyy...Heeeyyy...Hey, La, La...Ooohhhh...(You Can Keep Going For As Long As You Like)************************************| / Slide************************************
