Easier, Slightly Less Accurate Version:Verse 1Since I Still Appreciate You, Let's Find Love While We MayBecause I Know I'll Hate You When You Are Old And GreySo Say You Love Me Here And Now, I'll Make The Most Of ThatSay You Love And Trust Me, For I Know You'll Disgust MeWhen You're Old And Getting Fat!InterludeAn Awful Debility, A Lessened UtilityA Loss Of Mobility Is A Strong PossibilityIn All Probability I'll Lose My VirilityAnd You Your Fertility And DesirabilityAnd This Liability Of Total SterilityWill Lead To Hostility And A Sense Of... FutilitySo Let's Act With Agility While We Still Have FacilityFor We'll Soon Reach Senility And Lose The AbilityVerse 2Your Teeth Will Start To Go, Dear, Your Waist Will Start To SpreadIn Twenty Years Or So, Dear, I'll Wish That You Were DeadI'll Never Love You Then At All, The Way I Do TodaySo Please Remember, When I Leave In December...I Told You So In May!Harder, But More Accurate Version:Verse 1Since I Still Appreciate You, Let's Find Love While We MayBe Cause I Know I'll Hate You When You Are Old And GreySo Say You Love Me Here And Now, I'll Make The Most Of ThatSay You Love And Trust Me, For I Know You'll Disgust MeWhen You're Old And Getting Fat!InterludeAn Awful Debility, A Lessened UtilityA Loss Of Mobility Is A Strong Possi BilityIn All Probability I'll Lose My VirilityAnd You Your Fertility And DesirabilityAnd This Liability Of Total SterilityWill Lead To Hostility And A Sense Of... Fu TilitySo Let's Act With Agility While We Still Have FacilityFor We'll Soon Reach Senility And Lose The AbilityVerse 2Your Teeth Will Start To Go, Dear, Your Waist Will Start To SpreadIn Twenty Years Or So, Dear, I'll Wish That You Were DeadI'll Never Love You Then At All, The Way I Do TodaySo Please Remember, When I Leave In De Cember...I Told You So In May!
