ChorusDo You Remember The Night I Held You So TightAs We Danced To The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz?The Music Was Gay And The Setting Was VienneseYour Hair Wore Some Roses, Or Perhaps They Were PeoniesI Was Blind To Your Obvious FaultsAs We Danced 'Cross The SceneTo The Strains Of The Wiener Schnitzel WaltzVerse 1Oh, I Drank Some Champagne From Your Shoe, La La LaI Was Drunk By The Time I Got Through, La La LaFor I Didn't Know As I Raised That CupIt Had Taken Two Bottles To Fill The Thing UpVerse 2It Was I Who Stepped On Your Dress, La La LaThe Skirts All Came Off, I Confess, La La LaRevealing For All Of The Others To SeeJust What It Was That Endeared You To MeChorusI You Remember The Night I Held You So TightAs We Danced To The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz?Your Lips Were Like Wine, If You'll Pardon The SimileThe Music Was Lovely And Quite Rudolf FrimlyI Drank Wine, You Drank Chocolate MaltsAnd We Both Turned Quite GreenTo The Strains Of The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz