Verse 1It's Inappropriate To Dance At A FuneralBut I Can't Help It These Funky Feet Cannot Lie And I KnowIt's A Faux Pas To Groove A Little Cha-ChaAt A Memorial But I Can't Help It If I Don't Dance, I Might CryChorusMamma Told Me, "It's A Sad Sad Day.""But I Promise Given Time, All Things Will Be Ok.""When You Speak After The Sermon, Speak From Your HeartAnd Please Try Not To Make Another Dance-Floor Start."N.c.Will You Try? Yes. Will You Try Hard? No.Verse 2It's Inappropriate To Dance At A FuneralWhen They're Playing The Sad SlideshowI Hear 'Em Crying, But It Sounds Like"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah" Staying AliveIt's Unforgivable To Bust A Red Hot MamboBut If I Don't, I'll ExplodeI'll Have To Do It On The Down LowDon't Draw Attention NowOutroKeep Calm Keep It The Funky MourningKeep It Funky But Keep It On The Down Low YeahDon't Judge Me This' Just How I Metabolize Grief
