AcapellaYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Downing In It FirstIntroVerse 1From My Favorite Spots In Portland Maine To The Dive Bars In Key WestI Close Them Down From Town To Town With No One To ImpressI Keep Dragging Myself Up On Stage For Better Or For WorseYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstChorusAll My Friends Are Getting Sober, But I Can't Quench My ThirstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstThe Only Way I Leave This Bar Is If They Shove Me In The Back Of A HearstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstInterludeVerse 2The Way I Still Wake Up Each Day Is Both A Blessing And A God Damn CurseMy Mind Is Full Of Fog And Dust And It's Only Getting WorseThere's A Whiskey River In My Veins And Vessals Are About To BurstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstChorusAll My Friends Are Getting Sober, But I Can't Quench My ThirstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstThe Only Way I Leave This Bar Is If They Shove Me In The Back Of A HearstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstSoloVerse 3When They Finally Put Me In The Ground They Better Wring Out To DryAnd Pour On Out Over My Grave Before You Say GoodbyeYou're Praising Me For All My Problems When I Sing Them In A VerseBut,You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstChorusAll My Friends Are Getting Sober, But I Can't Quench My ThirstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstThe Only Way I Leave This Bar Is If They Shove Me In The Back Of A HearstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstYou Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It FirstOutro