IntroVerse 1Now Down The Road There Lives A Man I'd Like You All To KnowHe Grew A Big Zucchini For The Local Flower ShowAnd When The Story Got Around They Came From Far And WideAnd When Then Saw What He Had Grown, Everybody Cried.....ChorusOoooh! What A Beauty, I've Never Seen One As Big As That BeforeOh Oh! What A Beauty, It Must Be Two Foot Long Or Even MoreAnd It's Such A Lovely Color, So Big, And Round, And FatI've Never Seen A Zucchini Grow Quite As Big As ThatOh Oh! What A Beauty, I've Never Seen One As Big As That BeforeVerse 2He Was Leaning On The Garden Gate The Other DayAnd Beckoned To A Lady Who Lives Just Across The WayHe Took Her Down The Garden Path And Showed It To Her With PrideAnd When She Saw The Size Of It, The Little Lady Sighed..ChorusOoooh! What A Beauty, I've Never Seen One As Big As That BeforeOh Oh! What A Beauty, It Must Be Two Foot Long Or Even MoreAnd It's Such A Lovely Color, So Big, And Round, And FatI've Never Seen A Zucchini Grow Quite As Big As ThatOh Oh! What A Beauty, I've Never Seen One As Big As That BeforeVerse 3Third Verse, Worse Than The First!And Then The Flower Show Was Held And Everybody WentTo See This Huge Zucchini, Lying There Inside The TentSoon The Judges Came Along To Give The Prizes OutAnd They Only Took One Look At It And They Began To ShoutN.c.Now What Did They Shout???"ChorusOoooh! What A Beauty, I've Never Seen One As Big As That BeforeOh Oh! What A Beauty, It Must Be Two Foot Long Or Even MoreAnd It's Such A Lovely Color, So Big, And Round, And FatI've Never Seen A Zucchini Grow Quite As Big As ThatOh Oh! What A Beauty,I've Never Seen One As Big As ThatI've Never Seen One As Big As ThatI've Never Seen One As Big As That Before