IntroVerseWell We Don't Like MoneyWe Don't Like Fancy DrugsCause Your Nose Gets BloodyWhen You Beat Too Many ThugsVerseHere And Now's One ThingIs Simple, But It's TrueFor A Dollar FiftyYou Can Have Some TooInterludeChorusWe Like, We Like BeerVerseWe Drink Beer In HearsesWe Drink It On The RoadWell Last Night In The MotelsIt Likely Will ExplodeVerseWell Bernard Got LoadedAnd Threw Up On My LegYeah, But It Was ExpectedHe Bought Us A New Keg, UhhhInterludeChorusWe Like, Oh We Like BeerBreakVerseAt Island RecordsHe Got Diarrhea For RealAnd We Blew Our LunchesAnd With It A Record DealWell If They Don't Like ItThey Can Sign Another BandAll We Want's That Cold Glass In Our HandsThe World Would Be A Better PlaceIf We All Went Home And Drank A Case Of BeerOutroWe Like BeerWe Love BeerWe Need BeerWe Have Beer, Oh Yeah!