IntroVerseAbout A Week Ago Bobby Jones Had Him A Few For LunchAnd When He Came Back On The Job, You Know He Was A Little DrunkHe Said Look At The Way My New Skillsaw Rips Through This WoodThe Next Thing We Knew, Bobby's Thumb Was Gone For GoodVerseThe Guy Next Door's Got A Shop In His Cellar, It's His Pride And JoyHe Loves That Workshop Almost As Much As His Wife And Little BoyBut One Day He Didn't Lock The Door And Little Jimmy Started Fooling Around In ThereNow The Neighborhood Little League Team, Is Short A PlayerChorusBecause A Saw Don't Know The Difference, Between A Man And A Piece Of PineOne Mistake Is All It Takes, And Folks Just End Up CryingA Million Tears Won't Bring Back Your Fingers, They Won't Bring Back Your Little BoySo Remember, A Power Tool Is, Not A Toy, YeahhhhhhVerseSome Hippies Were Clearing Land Up North To Build A CommuneAnd They've Been Tripping On Lsd All AfternoonOne Of Them Got His Long Hair Caught, In A Chainsaw BladeHis Mind Left His Body The Hard WayChorusBecause A Saw Don't Know The Difference, Between A Man And A Piece Of PineOne Mistake Is All It Takes, And Folks Just End Up CryingA Million Tears Won't Bring Back Your Fingers, They Won't Bring Back Your Little BoySo Remember, A Power Tool Is, Not A ToyRemember A Power Tool Is Not A Toy
