IntroVerse 1Been Staying Out Too LateWell, The Mornings Ain't For MeDaylight Never Brings Much CompanyWith The Ladies Of The Night I Play A Game Of ChanceLosing Quarters To The JukeboxBuyin' Songs To Watch Them DanceChorusWhen I Grow Up, I'm Gonna Settle DownCause Chasing Midnight Ladies, Ain't The Funnest Game AroundOh They Disappear Like DreamsI Wake Up, Sleeping In My JeansI'm Lonesome Tonight, But I've Got Plans (Yes, He's Got Plans)Verse 2Could Be I'll Pan For GoldWrite A Novel Or Join A BandI Could Sell Produce From A Roadside StandSturdy Wife To Share My Joy, A Pair Of Healthy Strapping BoysThey'll Lend A Helpin' HandWe'll Make A Fortune Off The LandChorusWhen I Grow Up, I'm Gonna Settle Down.Chew Honeycomb And Drive A Tractor, Grow Things In The Ground.Ah, The Gleam That's In My EyeIs Just Tomorrow's EnterpriseI May Be Broke Tonight, But I Got Plans (Yes, He's Got Plans)Instrumental Break(Yes, He's Got Plans)Verse 3All The Proceeds To The BankAnd I'll Soon Have Lots Of DoughI'll Buy Me A Villa Down In MexicoWhile The Mariachis Play, I'll Go Fishing Every DayI'll Cast A Net So Gayly On Some Sunny Latin BayChorusWhen I Grow Up, I'm Gonna Settle DownI'll Take A Course In Business At The Night School Here In TownBut That Will Have To WaitCause Tonight I've Got A DateWe'll Have A Drink And Keep On Talking About My Plans (Yes, He's Got Plans)Outro