IntroVerse 1It Started As A Challenge, But Now It's My Weekly ThingI Call It No Fap Friday But It's Really Starting To StingOut Of All The Days I Could Have Used I Cannot UnderstandWhy Friday Is The One I Chose Where I'd Avoid My HandVerse 2It Seemed To Be The Day I'm More Likely To Be Asked Out On A DateMost Have Turned Into Nightmares Like That Became My FateAnd I Couldn't Just Go Home And Unleash My Fist Of FuryFelt Like I Was Gonna Be Judged By Some Old Grand JuryPre-ChorusWhy Did I Do This To My Poor Little Ego?I Just Wanna Beat Off And Let GoChorusNo Fap Friday - Makes Anxiety Kick InNo Fap Friday - The Day I Cannot SinDon't Know Why I Started But I Don't Think It Will EndI Swear No Fap Friday Is Gonna Send Me Round The BendVersse 3Got A Hot Date This Weekend I Think His Name Is ChadBut He's Only Free On Friday, Which Of Course Made Me SadBut Then I Realized Something, A Loophole If You WillIf Things Go Well I Won't Need To Fap Then I'm Not Breaking My DealPre-ChorusHopefully He Likes Me, But If Not, I Can WaitOnce It Hits Midnight, Fuck Fate!ChorusNo Fap Friday - Makes Anxiety Kick InNo Fap Friday - The Day I Cannot SinDon't Know Why I Started But I Don't Think It Will EndI Swear No Fap Friday Is Gonna Send Me Round The BendInterludeFinal ChorusNo Fap Friday - Can Go And Suck My AssNo Fap Friday - Should've Known It Wouldn't LastNo Clue Why I Started, But I Couldn't Keep It UpWell, Figuratively Speaking, So NowNo Fap Friday Can I Fap Now? Yep! Yep!Yep!
