IntroVerse 1Don’t Use Me As An Example I'm Just An Ordinary Man.Sometimes All You Need In Life Is Someone To Give You A Hand.They Call Me The Armless Sperm Donor, I'm In There 7 Times A Week,It’s A Fresh Cleanse To My Soul, I'm On A 200 Day Streak.On My Way To Donate Again. I Take The Bus Cause I Don’t Have A Hand.The Clinic Puts Me In A Room And Says Were Sending Someone.ChorusThey Send Victoria, Victoria To Give Me A Hand.Vic And I Helping Society Just Doing What We Can.Victoria, Victoria, VictoriaI Just Want To Make Society A Better Place Hand By Hand.Verse 2Don’t Let My Selflessness Catch You By Surprise. I'm On Another Level Than These Other Guys.I Don’t Need To Give A Dollar To A Homeless Man. I'm On A Mission To Do Something Much More Grand.I'm Making Human Deposits I'm A Community Builder I Don’t Need To Give CharityOr Entertain The Elderly.If I Feel Generous Or I Feel Heavy In My Pants.I See The Staff At The Sperm Clinic And Ask If She’s Here By Chance.ChorusThey Send Victoria, Victoria To Give Me A Hand.Vic And I Helping Society Just Doing What We Can.Victoria, Victoria, VictoriaI Just Want To Make Society A Better Place Hand By Hand.
