IntroVerse 1Tried To Go To The Kit Kat ClubThe Banana One As WellThere Was No Room Left In HeavenSo They Sent Him Down To HellThere Were All The DemonsDrinkin' Pints Of StoutBut The Divils All Got Sick Of HimAnd Kicked The Fucker OutVerse 2Lola's Flushin' ToiletsIn The Back Of A Burnin' ClubThe Lights Are DownThe Leather's BrownThere's Powder In The TubIs It 'Cause I'm Irish?Is It 'Cause I'm Pissed?Is It 'Cause You're A Yankee And I'm A Socialist?Instrumental BreakOutroOne Hand On The Right OneAnother On The LeftYou Only Got A Little BumpAnd Your Pal Took The RestOne Hand On The Right OneAnd Another On The LeftYou Only Got A Little BumpAnd Your Pal Took The RestOne Hand On The Right OneAnd Another On The LeftYou Only Got A Little BumpAnd Your Pal Took The RestOne Hand On The Right OneAnd Another On The LeftYou Only Got A Little BumpAnd Your Pal Took The RestOutro