Album: Pinewood SmileChords During The Pre-Chorus And The Bridge Should Be Played Like ThisA: X0222XC: X3555XC#: X4666XD: X5777XD#: X6888XEm7: X2203XThe Main Riff IsSlightly Bend The Last G Note While Playing It.During the verses it is played without the pull-offs and palm-muting the A-string :P.m |-----------------|IntroPlay The "Muted" Main Riff 6 Times And Then The Standard Main Riff 4 TimesVerse 1Air-Con Set To Sub-ArcticIf It Moves, It Isn't QuickPre-ChorusMajor Delays, CancellationsTedious ConversationsTrying To Eat Your Dinner With An Ass In Your FaceIt's A DisgraceChorusIt's A Journey Into Pure DespairThere Are Fucking Assholes Ev-Ery-WhereI Can Smell Piss And Shit In The AirFuck You, Southern Trains, We're Not Getting A-Ny-WhereVerse 2Journey Into Pure DespairI Just Want To Get SomewherePre-ChorusThrow Away The ItineraryThe Whole Rat Race In One Place, StationaryOn Your Marks, Get Set, Stop ThereSouthern Trains Are TopChorusIt's A Journey Into Pure DespairThere Are Fucking Assholes Ev-Ery-WhereI Can Smell Piss And Shit In The AirFuck You, Southern Trains, We're Not Getting A-Ny-WhereBridgeThem Southern TrainsChoo-Choo, Boo-Hoo, Yeah!Them Southern TrainsChoo-Choo, Boo-Hoo, Aaaah!SoloPlay This 6 Times, Palm-Mute The E String The First Two Times.Then Play The Main Riff With Pull-Offs 4 Times.Pre-ChorusHeaving Carriages Of IndignationGrown Men Weeping Of Pure FrustrationTotally Packed And Always LateInto The Tunnel Of HateChorusIt's A Journey Into Pure Despair (Got Me On The Rails)There Are Fucking Assholes Ev-Ery-Where (It's A Steam-Age Nightmare)I Can Smell Piss And Shit In The Air (Slower Than Snails)Fuck You, Southern Trains, We're Not Getting A-Ny-Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere