Burglar Man By The Country GentlemenVerseI'll Tell You A Story 'Bout A Burglar Man Who Went To Rob A HouseHe Creeped Through The Window As Quietly As A MouseThinkin' Of The Money That He Would Steal, As Under The Bed He LayHe Certainly Saw A Sight That Night That Made His Hair Turn GrayVerseAbout Nine O'clock An Old Maid Came In, "I'm So Tired" She SaidThinkin' Everything Would Be Alright, She Forgot To Look Under The BedShe Pulled Out Her Teeth, And Her Big Glass Eye, And Her Hair Came From Off'n Her HeadThat Burglar Man Had Nineteen Fits As He Crawled From Under The BedVerseShe Drew A Pistol From Out Of The Drawer, And To This Burglar Man Said"Young Man If You Don't Marry Me, I'll Blow Off The Top Of Your Head"We'll He Looked At Her Teeth And Her Big Glass Eye, And He Had No Place For To ScootSo He Turned To The Old Maid Standin' By, And Said "Woman, For The Lord's Sake Shoot"OutroNow The Burglar Man Is Dead I Know, But I Don't Know Where He's GoneUp Above, Or Down Below, I'm Now Thru Singin' This Song
