IntroVerseI Read The News Today Oh Boy, About A Lucky Man Who Made The GradeAnd Though The News Was Rather Sad, Well I Just Had To LaughI Saw The Photograph, He Blew His Mind Out In A CarHe Didn't Notice That The Lights Had Changed,A Crowd Of People Stood And StaredThey'd Seen His Face Before, Nobody Was Really Sure,If He Was From The House Of LordsI Saw A Film Today Oh Boy, The English Army Had Just Won The WarA Crowd Of People Turned Away, But I Just Had To LookHaving Read The Book, I'd Love To Turn You OnVerse 2Woke Up, Fell Out Of Bed, Dragged A Comb Across My HeadFound My Way Downstairs And Drank A Cup,And Looking Up I Noticed I Was LateFound My Coat And Grabbed My Hat, Made The Bus In Seconds FlatFound My Way Upstairs And Had A Smoke,And Somebody Spoke And I Went Into A DreamInstrumentsVerse 3I Read The News Today Oh Boy,Four Thousand Holes In Blackbu Rn, LancashireAnd Though The Holes Were Rather Small They Had To Count Them AllNow They Know How Many Holes It Takes To Fill The Albert HallI'd Love To Turn You On
