IntroVerseScout Bursts In With Blood On His FaceTiny-Ass Room! It's A Damn Crawlspace!There's Twenty Cultists Packed Wall To WallIf We Fight In There, We'll All Fall!Barbarian Said: Bro, I Can't Barely SwingPaladin Said: I Can't Channel A Thing!Druid Sniffed: Smells Like Bat Guano And DoomAnd The Rogue Muttered: This Feels Like A TombThe Ranger Squinted: Hey, Where's The Floor?The Mage Tripped And Kicked In The DoorEveryone Turned To Him With DreadAnd He Just Smirked And Raised His HeadChorusI Don't Give A Shit About How Large Is The RoomI Cast Fireball, Make It Go Boom!I Don't Give A Damn If We're Tight In A Hall'Cause Fireball Solves It All!InstrumentalVerseIt Was Eight By Eight Barely Space To StandThe Mage Was Grinning, Fireball In HandRogue Screamed No! The Paladin Said A PrayerBut We All Knew Death Was Already ThereThere's No Ventilation! The Warlock CriedI'm Under The Table! The Ranger LiedDruid Yelled: Turn Back Mid-Bear ShiftBut Too Late-Fireball Began To LiftChorusI Don't Give A Shit About How Large Is The RoomI Cast Fireball, Make It Go Boom!I Don't Give A Damn If We're Tight In A Hall'Cause Fireball Solves It All!InstrumentalVerseThe Spell Went Off Like A Sun In A JarOur Gear's Now Soup And Our Souls Went FarThe Rogue's Now Ash, The Tank's Just DustThe Druid's Bear Form Combusted JustCleric's Bones Are Lightly ToastedDwarf's Beard Is Flame-RoastedAnd The Mage? Oh, He's Super DeadBut He Laughed The Whole Time As His Hat Caught RedChorusI Don't Give A Shit About How Large Is The RoomI Cast Fireball, Make It Go Boom!I Don't Give A Damn If We're Tight In A Hall'Cause Fireball Solves It All!Solves It All!
