You Booked The Night Train For A Reason..So You Could Sit There.. In This Hurt..Bustling Crowds Or Silent Sleepers..You're Not Sure Which Is Worse..(Chorus)Because I.. Dropped Your Hand While DancingLeft You Out There StandingCrestfallen On The LandingChampagne Problems..Your Mom's Ring In Your PocketMy Picture In Your WalletYour Heart Was Glass, I Dropped ItChampagne Problems..You Told Your Family For A Reason..You Couldn't Keep It In..Your Sister Splashed Out On The Bottle..Now No One's Celebrating..(Chorus)Dom Pérignon, You Brought ItNo Crowd Of Friends ApplaudedYour Hometown Skeptics Called ItChampagne Problems..You Had A Speech, You're SpeechlessLove Slipped Beyond Your ReachesAnd I Couldn't Give A ReasonChampagne ProblemsYour Midas Touch On The Chevy DoorNovember Flush And Your Flannel Cure"This Dorm Was Once A Madhouse"I Made A Joke, "Well, It's Made For Me"How Evergreen, Our Group Of FriendsDon't Think We'll Say That Word AgainAnd Soon They'll Have The Nerve ToDeck The Halls That We Once Walked ThroughOne For The Money, Two For The ShowI Never Was Ready So I Watch You GoSometimes You Just Don't Know The Answer'Til Someone's On Their Knees And Asks You"She Would've Made Such A Lovely BrideWhat A Shame She's F*CkedIn The Head," They SaidBut You'll Find The Real Thing InsteadShe'll Patch Up Your Tapestry That I Shred(Chorus)And.. Hold Your Hand While DancingNever Leave You StandingCrestfallen On The LandingWith Champagne ProblemsYour Mom's Ring In Your PocketHer Picture In Your WalletYou Won't Remember All MyChampagne ProblemsYou Won't Remember All MyChampagne Problems
