IntroChorusWell, This Is My First Beer With My Brand New Liver.I Was On A Waiting List. It Took Two Years To Find A Giver.They Strapped Me On A Gurney And Oh Lord How I Did Shiver.Now I'm Drinking My First Beer With My Brand New Liver.VerseThe Doctor Always Said I Was Going To Wear It Out One Day.With Every Drink I Took, There'd Be A Heavy Price To Pay.But I Kept Right On Drinking And Guzzling All My Fun.I Went In To See My Doc. He Said, "You're Going To Need A New One, Son."ChorusWell, This Is My First Beer With My Brand New Liver.I Was On A Waiting List. It Took Two Years To Find A Giver.They Strapped Me On A Gurney And Oh Lord How I Did Shiver.Now I'm Drinking My First Beer With My Brand New Liver.BreakBridgeIf I Can Make This One Last As Long As The Last One That I Lost,I Could Live To Be 102 And Never Have To Pay The Cost.I Might Wear Out My Heart And Lungs.i Might Even Lose My Sight.But That Don't Mean That I Can't Tie Another One On Tonight.ChorusWell, This Is My First Beer With My Brand New Liver.I Was On A Waiting List. It Took Two Years To Find A Giver.They Strapped Me On A Gurney And Oh Lord How I Did Shiver.Now I'm Drinking My First Beer With My Brand New Liver.OutroYeah. I'm Drinking My First Beer With My Brand New.....Amen....