IntroVerse 1We Don't Lay The PipeWe Don't Drive The NailsWe Don't Plow The FieldWe Don't Close The SaleWe Don't Solve World Peace Or Split The Atom In TwoWe Are A Dance Hall Band And Here's What We DoChorusWe Get The Hot Girls In The Door, We Get The Cowboys On The FloorBuyin’ One More Round, All Around, Gettin’ Loud And CrazyWe're Playin’ Backwoods, Party Songs, A Little Heavy Metal Honky-TonkTil The Whole Crowd's Singin’ And Rockin’ Out With Their BabyRefrainBut Every Now And Then We Slow It Down And ThenPlay An Old Heartache Song To Keep The Sad People HappyVerse 2In This Big Old World, There Ain't No Small PartsYou Just Be The Best Of Whatever You AreAnd You Put In Your 40 Hours Yeah, You've Done Your JobNow We'll Do OursChorusWe Get The Hot Girls In The Door, We Get The Cowboys On The FloorBuyin’ One More Round, All Around, Gettin’ Loud And CrazyWe're Playin’ Backwoods, Party Songs, A Little Heavy Metal Honky-TonkGot The Backseat Romeo's Hopin’ For More Than A MaybeN.c.Not Yet, Heartbroke...BridgeWe Get The Wild Chicks On The Bar, We Get The Wannabes Playin’ Air GuitarTil The Whole Crowd's Singin’ And Rockin’ Out With Their BabyRefrainBut Every Now And Then We Slow It Down And ThenPlay An Old Heartache Song To Keep The Sad People Happy
