Unfortunately I Am..My Own Dog, My Own Fur CompanionMy Own Old Lady On A ForumWho Types In Glittery DecorumUnfortunately I Take..Myself Out Walking Every Day AndI Hand My Legs To The Feet AndI Give My Head To The LeashChorus :Every Other Day I'm WonderingWhat's A Human Being Gotta Be LikeWhat's A Way To Just Be CompetentThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeEvery Other Day I'm WonderingWas It A Mistake To Try And DefineWhat I'm Certain's Mad IncompetenceThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeI Can't Smell Well, Or Tell The Time..Not K Through Eight, Nor K Dash NineFor Human, Grossly UnderqualifiedFor Canine, Grossly OverqualifiedI Don't Blend In At Pet-Smart..And That Truth Remains For The Walmart'Cause In Either Case They Say To Me..What The Fuck Is Lost In Aisle 3Chorus :Every Other Day I'm WonderingWhat's A Human Being Gotta Be LikeWhat's A Way To Just Be CompetentThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeEvery Other Day I'm WonderingWas It A Mistake To Try And DefineWhat I'm Certain's Mad IncompetenceThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeJust Watch Me, Moving Far Away..Nobody Even Knows My Name AndNo One Suspects That I'm Not Fine, AndNobody Outs Behavioral FrankensteinJust Look At Victor In La..And Syd With The Y At U Of A..And All The Majors At The LabelsRebooting Soon As I Am AbleChorus :Every Other Day I'm WonderingWhat's A Human Being Gotta Be LikeWhat's A Way To Just Be CompetentThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeEvery Other Day I'm WonderingWas It A Mistake To Try And DefineWhat I'm Certain's Mad IncompetenceThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeDadada Dada Da Dadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadada..These Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeDadada Dada Da Dadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadada..These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life===+====================+===|♪ Original Chord ♪ |===+====================+===Unfortunately I Am..My Own Dog, My Own Fur CompanionMy Own Old Lady On A ForumWho Types In Glittery DecorumUnfortunately I Take..Myself Out Walking Every Day AndI Hand My Legs To The Feet AndI Give My Head To The LeashChorus :Every Other Day I'm WonderingWhat's A Human Being Gotta Be LikeWhat's A Way To Just Be CompetentThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeEvery Other Day I'm WonderingWas It A Mistake To Try And DefineWhat I'm Certain's Mad IncompetenceThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeI Can't Smell Well, Or Tell The Time..Not K Through Eight, Nor K Dash NineFor Human, Grossly UnderqualifiedFor Canine, Grossly OverqualifiedI Don't Blend In At Pet-Smart..And That Truth Remains For The Walmart'Cause In Either Case They Say To Me..What The Fuck Is Lost In Aisle 3Chorus :Every Other Day I'm WonderingWhat's A Human Being Gotta Be LikeWhat's A Way To Just Be CompetentThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeEvery Other Day I'm WonderingWas It A Mistake To Try And DefineWhat I'm Certain's Mad IncompetenceThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeJust Watch Me, Moving Far Away..Nobody Even Knows My Name AndNo One Suspects That I'm Not Fine, AndNobody Outs Behavioral FrankensteinJust Look At Victor In La..And Syd With The Y At U Of A..And All The Majors At The LabelsRebooting Soon As I Am AbleChorus :Every Other Day I'm WonderingWhat's A Human Being Gotta Be LikeWhat's A Way To Just Be CompetentThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeEvery Other Day I'm WonderingWas It A Mistake To Try And DefineWhat I'm Certain's Mad IncompetenceThese Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeDadada Dada Da Dadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadada..These Sweet Instincts Ruin My LifeDadada Dada Da Dadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..Dadada Dada Da Dadada..These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life