(Capo 4)IntroN.c.(One, Two, Three, Four)Verse 1The Book Of Love Is Long And BoringNo One Can Lift The Damn ThingIt's Full Of Charts And Facts And FiguresAnd Instructions For DancingChorusBut I,I Love It When You Read To MeAnd You,You Can Read Me AnythingInterludeVerse 2The Book Of Love Has Music In ItIn Fact That's Where Music Comes FromSome Of It Is Just TranscendentalSome Of It Is Just Really DumbChorusBut I,I Love It When You Say To MeAnd You,You Can Say Me AnythingInterludeVerse 3The Book Of Love Is Long And BoringAnd Written Very Long AgoIt's Full Of Flowers And Heartshaped BoxesAnd Things We're All Too Young To KnowChorusBut I,I Love It When You Give Me ThingsAnd You,You Ought To Give Me Wedding RingsI,I Love It When You Give Me ThingsN.c.And You, You Ought To Give Me Wedding Rings
