IntroN.c.Okay Take Twelve You BastardsVerse 1I Just Called Up To Tell You That I'm Ragged But RightTheif And A Gambler And I'm Drunk Every NightI Eat A Big T-Bone Steak Three Times A Day For My BoardIt's More Than Any Unemployed Man Can AffordI Got A Big 'Lectric Fan That Keeps Me Cool While I EatA Big Husky Woman Keeps Me Warm While I SleepOh I'm A Rambler, I'm A Gambler And I'm Drunk Every NightWell I Just Called Up To Tell You That I'm Ragged But Right, OhSoloGo Ahead RobertRobert You're Ragged But You Ain't RightVerse 2Yeah I Got A '36 Plymouth Just To Drive Me AroundGot A Penthouse Appartment But It's Two Stories DownI Got A Twenty Foot Keychain With Thirty-Four KeysThere's Thirty-Four Angry Husbands Lookin' Out For MeI Got A Rich Millionairess She Waits For My CallI Got My Picture In A Frame On The Post Office WallI'm Big And Fat And Ugly And Cheap But I'm TightI Just Called Up To Tell You That I'm Ragged Ragged Ragged But Right Oh YeahOo Yeah!