Verse 1Oh The Fire's Burning Slow NowWhere's That MistletoeDear It's Getting Kind Of Hot InHere I Need A Taste Of ChristmasCheerI Hope He Gets Here Quick I Need A Saint Nick FixOoh I Just Want Him To Be All Wrapped Up For MeSanta's Never Been This Hard To ResistBut Santa Never Used To Look Like ThisChorus 1He's Traded In His Reindeer For ALimousineHe's Wearing Purple Trousers InsteadOf Red And GreenThis Christmas I'm Wanting SomethingI've Never HadSanta's Got A Brand New BagVerse 2Now I've Got To Got To Find Out How To Make Him Want To Settle DownI've Got His Big Fat Kiss Right At The Top Of My ListSo We Can Build A Little Candy HomeAnd Have A Few Elves Of Our OwnI Want To Sneak A Peek At My Surprise And See Tradition MetamorphosizeChorus 2He's Given Up The Cookies And He'sSlimming DownHe Bought A Little Bungalow In Tinsel TownThis Christmas, I'm Wanting Something I've Never Had'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New Bag (Oh Yeah)Chorus 3As He Finds His Zen Down On The Kitchen FloorHe Lights A Fat Cohiba From His HumidorThis Christmas, I Want Something I've Never Had'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New BagChorus 4He's Got A Rickenbacher And He's Bleached His HairHe's Rockin' To The Rhythm With A Latin FlairThis Christmas, I'm Wanting Something I've Never Had'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New BagChorus 4He's Reading Socrates And Cooking French CuisineHe's Pictured On The Front Of "Money" MagazineThis Christmas, I'm Wanting Something I've Never Had'Cause Santa's Got A Brand NewSanta's Got, Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
